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Seniors Demotivational Poster


SUCCESS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.76/5

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Thedewd - June 11, 2017, 5:22 am
When we are born, we have no teeth, no hair, wear diapers, and we drool. We go to school, work, retire, and in later years, we have no teeth, no hair, wear diapers, and we drool, .
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:17 pm
It's the... Circle... Of life!


MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!




GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 17, 2015, 11:49 pm
I've got this bad feeling that when I get old enough to fall down the stairs I'll lay there forgetting where I left myself...teehee 5er 'cern
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:37 am
truth....hurts


Wrinkles -


TAGS: seniors question answer wrinkles remedy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 19, 2014, 12:07 am
Anytime...what are friends for!
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the tip. LMAO :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:27 pm
You've got a bad set of 'em there Grey! You best try the treatment where the elastic waistband is somewhere down around the ankles.
Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 11:23 pm
Hmmmmm, I'm gonna try going Fruit of the Loomless. It just might pull out the crowsfeet I've noticed lately...
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary, it's tee hee. So close though.
GaryO - August 18, 2014, 8:28 pm
heh heh
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 6:17 pm
Thanks and that's ok, 'specially knowin' it made ya vomit...almost. MAD it is then.
Reality Lord - August 18, 2014, 6:07 pm

most excellent dear priss. sorry about your other poster...the one demonstrating the effect. lol


WALKING CAN ADD MINUTES TO YOUR LIFE - This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 10, 2012, 3:12 am
Only too true!
CloudchaserS - July 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
Reminds me of this classic joke http://forum.gon.com/showthread.php?t=198042


Seniors -




CELLPHONE FOR GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: phone seniors active 55
Rating: 4.55/5

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Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
I don't even own one.


REMEMBER -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - August 19, 2016, 2:30 pm
A great chuckle was had
Bandit5906 - August 18, 2016, 12:15 am
Break out in handcuffs!
MissPriss - August 17, 2016, 9:15 am
What will well aged scotch do for ya? UP'd


RETIRED -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 11, 2015, 11:02 pm
Missy, my prollem is the converse. I'm up three-four times a night....might be the beer...it don't help (5L btw)
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 1:55 pm
5er 'cern...ya nailed Mr. Gary. Even got his good side...bahaha!


YOUR 60'S -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:01 am
I'm in my 50's----I'm VERY grateful that the joys of youtube, facebook, cell phone cameras, and most surveillance equipment hadn't been invented yet! I did a lot of really fun stupid stuff that nobody even suspects that it was me! ^!!!!!! LOL!


OUR SONG -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 7, 2015, 10:31 am
This...is grand. five/fav


Senility -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 13, 2016, 12:56 pm

Yes. Yes, indeed.
JesusWept - April 13, 2016, 12:41 pm
^^^^^Up....zip.
MissPriss - April 13, 2016, 11:30 am
UP'd


BOOB JOBS AND VIAGRA -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 12:02 am
Thinkin' that's gonna be a 5Lot closer than 2040 for most members here...teehee
JesusWept - September 24, 2015, 8:59 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....5


THAT AGE -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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OldIrish - September 15, 2016, 7:34 pm
Cern, very well said. UP yours!


THE BUS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2015, 4:32 pm
Cloud, I'll help!!!!!! LOL!
CloudchaserS - November 18, 2015, 1:13 am
Streaking one of his concerts would be fun :-)
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:08 pm
LOL! Need some new shocks on that bus, or is that how the city keeps the biddys happy? Good one Cern! 5L
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:06 pm
It was too late. She's already been in-sensed--
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2015, 4:39 am
I hollered over to Ethel DON'T LOOK ETHEL!
JesusWept - November 13, 2015, 9:48 am
Brilliant double entendre. As always. L L L L L


SEXUAL QUANDARY -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:56 pm
Truer words have never been spoken...


SENIOR CITIZENS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 9, 2016, 9:42 am
UP'd


SET IT FREE -




I LOVE THE BEACH -




MY RECLINER -




I TAKE IT BACK -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.9/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 1:06 pm
Yes I Think It's Time A .
GaryO - January 19, 2015, 4:19 pm
I do love this...and heartily agree


SENIORS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.85/5

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concern3 - March 2, 2016, 11:51 am
Amen sister
MissPriss - March 2, 2016, 11:09 am
There was a time when I used to laugh at jokes about the elderly.


THE THREE LAWS OF GETTING OLD -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.8/5

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concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:51 am
Very funny thanks
MissPriss - April 2, 2015, 2:49 pm
'cern, that's what I love about your 5L posters, they're all based on personal experience...teehee


SMARTER WITH AGE -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:33 am
LOL! I don't think I'll EVER run outta stupid things to do and there's always going back and doing my favorite stupid things again!!!!! LOL! 5L!
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 5:54 pm
Ha! I've gotten much more inventive about the stupid things I do. 5
JesusWept - February 11, 2016, 12:56 pm
Haha! Brilliant!! L L L L L


STUPID THINGS -


TAGS: seniors
Rating: 4.64/5

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Oldsod - June 14, 2015, 12:21 pm
That is actually one of the wisest things I've heard lately. Well done!


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